Issue 32

Ian McCallum

Many people were shocked and grieved by the sudden death last week of Ian McCallum, a much loved and respected Whiting Bay resident. Ian had for many years been Headmaster of Muirkirk Primary School in East Ayrshire, where he did much to bring energy and healthy co-operation into a deeply deprived rural community. On Arran, he for some time represented Whiting Bay on the Arran Community Council, and was well known both by residents and visitors as an obliging self-employed taxi driver who would always turn out in response to people in need of transport, sometimes late at night. A severe, long-term back problem never prevented him from being endlessly helpful and patient - and great fun.

Above all, Ian will be remembered for his wit and maverick humour. A man of passionately humanitarian beliefs, he held blisteringly critical views of the current Westminster government and never ceased to do what he could to promote equal chances for all people. His warmth, his high principles, his sharp intelligence and his far-reaching, energetic compassion will never be forgotten.

 

The Carlin Moth

On Friday and Saturday last week, packed audiences saw a fine production of Robert McLellan’s strangely mystical play, The Carlin Moth, at the Community Theatre. The story of the play had something in common with the old Scottish myth of the Silkie, in which a young woman belongs in spirit to her seal family and must sometimes go back to the sea. In McLellan’s play, the magical young woman has another existence as a moth that can vanish into the night, and her power over the crofter lad who loves her is total.

Donald McEachern as the bewitched lad was solid and utterly credible, as was the purely human lass who adores him, played by Ceila Swinton-Boyle. Ailsa McNicol as the lass’s mother brought total reality with her worried concern for her daughter’s welfare, coupled with a beautifully conveyed sense of foreboding. The Moth herself was played by Katharine O’Donnelly, who gave a truly magical performance, moving with strong, assured presence through the triple manifestations of a beautiful girl, an old crone and the ethereal presence of the Moth. An extraordinary achievement.

The play depends very fundamentally on visual effect, and the subtle, evocative set by Marvin Elliott and John Inglis established very well. A moment when the Moth stepped across to become part of a thicket of natural birch trees, taking on their green, leafy transience was truly magical. Much of the play’s assured sense of other-worldliness came from the skilled use of lighting and projection, master-minded by Arran Events.

Two further items completed the evening and were equally impressive. One was a highly evocative film about McLellan living and talking on Arran, with a lot of fascinating new material, and the other was a reading by John Sillars of A Drive to Lanark, one of McLellan’s stories about his boyhood in Linmill. John’s warm voice took possession of the lovely, rich Scottish words in all their humour and laconic realism. Nobody could possibly render them with more beauty and certainty, and somebody should record John reading the Linmill stories as a CD that can be bought with the handsome printed volume, for we stand at a point of linguistic history that may never return.

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Free music at Whiting Bay Art Gallery

Did anyone know that Saturday, September 14th is National Chamber Music Day? No, neither did we. But Creative Scotland did, and they have master-minded an inspired scheme to send small groups of players all over Scotland, to play with no charge at unexpected places. Arran is delighted to receive the Duo Concertante, consisting of two beautiful girls called Sharon Dowsett and Adele Neilson who play flute and guitar. They formed the Duo in 2007 whilst studying music performance at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama, and are superbly talented. When they come to Arran they will be at the unexpected venue of the Art Gallery in Whiting Bay. It is not of course a concert hall - but this isn’t a concert. It’s just an informal sample of what fun small-group music can be.

Sharon and Adele will be playing from lunchtime onwards. You can wander in, look at some pictures and sculpture (Tim Pomeroy’s utterly adorable bronze of a sleeping baby is well worth a visit on its own) and wander out again. Or explore the lovely little courtyard at the rear of the gallery, and still hear the music while surrounded by ferns and flowers. Stay as long as you want, leave when you want. For anyone who doesn’t know the gallery, if you’re coming into Whiting Bay from the Lamlash direction, drive past the parking square (or park there if the village looks busy) and walk on past a few houses until you come to the gallery on your right, beside County Carpets. The flute and guitar duo will be playing there for two or three hours. It all sounds extremely enjoyable - and it costs absolutely nothing.

 

Rachel Hair Trio

The Arran Music Society begins its new series of on Saturday September 21st, when the marvellously talented Rachel Hair Trio will be performing in Brodick Hall at 7.30 pm.

Rachel Hair herself is a composer and Scottish harpist, and she is accompanied by two equally talented performers, singer-guitarist Jenn Butterworth and double bassist Euan Burton, both of them highly respected professionals. One of the leading bands on Scotland’s vibrant folk scene, the Trio presents a fabulous programme of music and songs. Their wide repertoire draws on traditional Scottish sources but also looks at contemporary work, and at music from many other countries of the world. They have a stunning degree of rhythm, drive, passion, verve and sheer joie de vivre, and NetRhythms called them ‘Utterly spellbinding’ and said a recent performance was ‘full of subtle delights and innumerable charms.’ Another reviewer described the Rachel Hair Trio as ‘a cup running over with talent.’

Tickets are available at the door or can be pre-booked at Inspirations in Brodick, or online from www.arranevents.com.

 

Music Society programme 2013-14

After the Rachel Hair Trio (see above) on September 21st, the season continues with a concert every month until the spring, as follows. All concerts are in Brodick Hall, and in October and November they will be at 7.30 pm. After Christmas they will be at lunchtime, starting at 1.30 pm, so that people do not have to drive over the hill in the dark.

  • October 19thMaxwell String Quartet
  • November 23rdFell Clarinet Quartet
  • January 18thBill Fleming Jazz Quartet
  • February 15thMarlebone Wind Quintet
  • March 15thDjordje Gajic, solo Accordion

If you would like to be a member of the Society for just £5, it helps their standing with Enterprise Music Scotland, whose financial support enables these programmes to be presented, and you will be on the list for information on any activities or latest news. Easy to join at any concert, including the first one, Rachel Hair Trio (above) on September 21st.

 

Results of the McLellan Poetry Competition 2013

This year the judges, Peter and Ann Sansom, have decided to share the prize so the prize money has been re-allocated to offer four prizes of £400. Five commended poems will receive cheques for £25.

Peter Sansom writes:

“It’s traditional for judges to say it was difficult to make a decision. But we've taken that idea several steps further by opting for a four-way tie for first place. We hope you'll agree all of these poems are worthy winners - and that the runners-up are outstanding poems in their own right too.

What we have is quality work, all with interesting subjects and often unusual treatments. And all of them poems which engage the reader immediately, however removed in time or place, the poems are themselves ultimately very much engaged with the world we live in now.

Still, having said all that, what actually is most striking for us about these poems is how very different they are from each other - hence the injustice, we felt, in prizing one over another. Instead, let's simply celebrate and enjoy them all.”

The winners are …

Joint First:

Dog in a MinefieldRon Scowcroft
HomecomingJim Carruth
Hosing DownHubert Moore
Two Rhapsodies for Piano, Opus 79Marcia Menter

Highly Commended:

Franklin, the evidenceJane Routh
OarsEmma Strang
ScorpionSharon Black
Sounds RebornAnne Welsh
WoodfallJames Fairfoot

Read the winning and commended poems here.


Arran MPA Public Consultation

COAST would like to thank everyone who took the time to go along to the Scottish Natural Heritage Marine Protected Area Consultation last week. About 80 people attended the all-day SNH event, by far the biggest turn out of any of the national MPA consultation events held so far. Well done Arran! Disappointingly, SNH who have been very supportive of the proposed Arran MPA, were not prepared to give a full presentation explaining the designation process and management recommendations for the South Arran MPA. COAST had recommended a presentation as the best way of explaining progress to-date. This meant the day and evening were not as effective as they could have been in getting the facts across which we know was frustrating for some of our supporters. Andrew Binnie, COAST’s Manager says ‘COAST is very happy to answer any questions about the proposal people may still have. Please call us on 600656 or email Andrew if you have any questions or comments. If you would like to respond in writing to the MPA consultation please fill in a questionnaire form. These are available on the COAST website www.arrancoast.com and can also be picked up on the Visit Arran desk on the ferry or at the Tourist Information Centre.’

 

Hearing Aid Clinics in Lamlash

The Royal National Institute for Deaf people (RNID) has been renamed as Action on Hearing Loss and the Scottish branch (Action on Hearing Loss Scotland)are running new hearing aid clinics at the War Memorial Hospital, Lamlash. This is done in partnership with NHS Ayrshire & Arran and is free of charge.

Please click here or on the picture to see the dates and times of the clinics.

 

No more Commando reunions

Since 1984 there was an annual reunion of the men based on Arran who served in the 11th Scottish Commando unit, Black Hackle, formed in July 1940 after a command from Winston Churchill. The survivors on these super-fit, super-daring troops who would tackle any situation used to meet in the Douglas Hotel on the 11th September, the date when they arrived in Lamlash all those years ago. Many people will remember the Perishers’ Bar, in the a basement of the old hotel, which was full of Commando memorabilia.

Last year, only one veteran was able to attend the 28th reunion, accompanied by Commando committee and relatives. This year’s reunion was planned for September as usual, but within a month of confirming the weekend, Peter Turfrey, a Commando relative from Tamworth, became ill and died. That, sadly, was the end to a long tradition - but long-term Arran residents may still remember the start of it.

11th Scottish Commando - 3rd Reunion - 5th September 1987

Centenary of World War One

Much is being made of the commemoration of WW1 as the centenary of its outbreak in 1914 approached. Trips to cemeteries, lots of information about battlefields, heroes and medals. The government website www.gov.uk/ww1centenary has the familiar picture of soldiers in the muddy trenches of the battlefront in France. But really, how do you commemorate the fact that some nine million combatants died in the horrors of those four years? Solemn ceremonies take place around the country on the anniversary of Armistice day, and we wear paper emblems of the wild poppies of Flanders, but the focus is always on commemoration of the brave men killed in action, although no actual victory was won.


Come back, British Rail?

Rail fares are set to increase by an average of 4.1%, and Caroline Lucas, Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, has had enough. She was standing in Brighton station last week with a petition urging the Government to deliver a rail system ‘designed as a public service rather than one primarily run to generate a profit.’

Lucas contends that the Government could save over £1 billion a year every year by taking back individual franchises when they expire, or when companies fail to meet their conditions. She argues vigorously for the alternative. ‘This is money that could and should be reinvested in services, and also used to reduce fares. We have to put up with unreliable services, overcrowding, and some of the highest fares in Europe. Since the railways were sold off, the cost of train travel has risen by 17%. And in recent years, the cost to the taxpayer has more than doubled. Meanwhile, shareholders are reaping huge profits. It is unacceptable that passengers and taxpayers alike continue to be “ripped off” by the privatised rail system.’

Lucas has written to the Shadow Transport Secretary urging Labour to support her Private Members’ Bill calling for the railways to be brought back into public ownership.

 

Puffins and pufflings

The puffin, that dumpy wee bird with its bright-coloured beak, is an almost iconic presence in Scottish bird life, but its chicks, known, it seems, as pufflings, can get themselves into a muddle. The Scottish Seabird Centre has just rescued a puffling found hiding in a garden in North Berwick, miles away from the islands and rocky inlets where puffin colonies nest.

It seems that pufflings can get disoriented by the lights noise of a town, Confusion sets in, and the little birds seek darkness and refuge in unwise places such as in between dustbins or under cars. Country-dwelling humans, particularly those of a certain age, may understand how they feel.

Lisa Semple of the Puffling Rescue Service at the North Berwick Seabird Centre was surprised when children came in and said they’d found the puffling. The little bird was cared for by Centre staff before being released in the early evening - the time of day when a release at sea is most likely to be successful.

The Centre can be contacted on 01620 890202 or the SSPCA on 03000 999 999.

 

Golf on Arran

Part 5 Golf and war

In 1912 Duncan Kerr of Lamlash introduced the first motorcar to Lamlash, which he used for hire, and in the following year Colin Currie of Brodick went a step further and provided Arran’s first-ever omnibus. These may have come in handy for the first inter-club golf match, between Brodick and Whiting Bay, a fixture that continues to this day in the winter months.

Since the start of golfing on Arran, the provision of courses gathered pace. Now, in 2013, Arran is unique in the fact that with a resident population of only around 5,500 it has seven completely different courses, 3 with 18 holes, 1 with 12 holes and 3 with 9 holes. Qualified staff are employed to ensure that greens and fairways are maintained to a good standard throughout the year. A number of the apprentice green keepers, on completing their training in Arran, have gone on to be managers or head keepers at courses in the UK, Germany and USA. The latest, originally from Fort William, trained at Lamlash then spent a year working for the Trump organisation and has now moved to the Murcar Links.

Arran’s courses have their own particular geography. Some of the natural hazards are ancient features, created by the geological movement of the ridges of run rig farming from two hundred years ago. The island has more golf courses per head of population than anywhere else in the United Kingdom, but earlier this century it was even more popular. Between 1903 and 1914 there were 11 golf courses in use on the island - four more than at present.

However, a large percentage of the resident population does not participate in golf, so each of today’s clubs has a small native membership. Annual subscription rates are much lower than those charges by most mainland clubs, and as a result club finances are often stretched during the winter period, with (or in some cases no) income. Management is always conducted by elected committees whose members give their time and expertise on a voluntary basis. Many of the clubs have been fortunate in their members’ longevity, which sees people giving many years of unstinting service.

Two of the courses, Shiskine and Brodick, engage professional golfers. They are enabled to do this because they have the support of a wide UK and overseas membership, resulting in many visiting players who come to the Island each year. With modern transport, it is no more than a 30 minute drive from one course to another or from a course to wherever players may live or be staying. It was a very different story in the late 1800s and early 1900s, when a journey from one village to another might take several hours, either walking, by sea or horseback. When the first bus was introduced, it was a great novelty, and aimed to link up with the arrival and departure of paddle steamers, much as our present-day buses do. At that time, no piers had been built, so passengers and goods were ferried to the steamers by local rowing boats. As a result, ambitious projects such as inter-club golf competitions required very careful planning. Even between adjacent villages such as Brodick and Lamlash, the logistics were tricky, and such events would take up most of the day.

During the two world wars, most if not all the golf clubs had to give up their leased lands to produce crops or graze animals for the War Effort, particularly during WW1 when horses were at a premium. The War Office allowed Lamlash Golf Club to remain open, so as to provide recreation for the service men stationed in Lamlash Bay - but the farmer who leased the land to the golf club was at the same time allowed to graze sheep and cattle on the course. Stobs and rope fencing were erected to keep animals off the putting surface of the 18 greens, but this led to a number of incidents when an approach shot to a green hit a stob or rope that deflected it. The Lamlash committee had to create a temporary rule that allowed players a free drop, to make a second attempt if this happened.

The Channel Fleet in Lamlash Bay during World War 1.

The City of Adelaide is on the move

Final plans are being made to transport the world’s oldest clipper ship to Australia from a yard in Ayrshire.

The clipper, the City of Adelaide, constructed in 1864, was salvaged to the Scottish Maritime Museum at Irvine after she sank in the Clyde, and has been slowly rotting on a slipway. The museum could not afford the heavy costs of refurbishing what was left of the historic ship and had applied for permission to demolish her. This caused international concern and the Scottish Government has accepted a bid for the clipper to be relocated to South Australia, where she travelled so often in her working life. The last long journey will start in early September.

The City of Adelaide, or the Carrick as she was originally called, was one of the fastest and most luxurious clippers sailing the seas, carrying migrants and other passengers to South Australia and bringing goods back on the return journey. After 23 of these round trips to Adelaide the clipper was redeployed as a carrier on the North Atlantic timber trade. She came back to the UK to be used as a hospital ship in Southampton, and later still, ended up as a clubhouse moored on the Clyde in Glasgow, but suffered catastrophic flooding in the late 1980s. Since 1992 she has been mouldering on the slipway in Irvine while a debate continued about her future.


Poem of the month

selected by David Underdown, who provides the footnote.

The Marriage

By Anne Stevenson

They will fit, she thinks,
but only if her back bone
cuts exactly into his rib cage,
and only if his knees
dock exactly under her knees
and all four
agree on a common angle.

All would be well
if only
they could face each other.

Even as it is
there are compensations
for having to meet
nose to neck
chest to scapula
groin to rump
when they sleep.

They look, at least,
as if they were going
in the same direction.

Anne Stevenson was born in Cambridge in 1933 but brought up and educated in the USA. In the 1950s she returned to Britain, lived all over the place for a while (including Glasgow in the 1960s) and eventually settled in Wales. She has published over a dozen poetry collections as well as acclaimed critical studies of Elizabeth Bishop and Sylvia Plath. She took a jaundiced view of marriage. This was based on personal experience. She said that it took her two unhappy marriages and three children to ‘make me reconsider my assumptions’.

 

Fish farm study ‘seriously flawed’

A storm has broken out over a report by Ireland's Marine Institute on behalf of the fish-farming industry, claiming that sea lice kill only 1% of wild salmon. A joint international study led by Martin Krkosek of the University of Toronto finds the report ‘full of fundamental errors’ and points to ‘grave mistakes in measuring control and treatment groups, leading to wild inaccuracies’.

Fresh examination of the original data shows that in fact 34% (not 1% as claimed) of wild salmon die when infected with sea lice from caged fish.

Krkosek said the purpose of the research was not to downplay other factors involved, but to highlight that parasites can and do have a large effect on the conservation of wild salmon stocks.

A spokesman for St Andrews University said yesterday: “The Krkosek paper is a simple matter of scientific fact, not opinion. The facts speak for themselves.”

 

Electric roads?

Some city-dwellers may remember the battery-driven milk-floats of old that pottered from house to house back in the days when milk came in bottles. By the end of the day, they were so low on power that they could barely creep back to the depot, and we have retained a suspicion that today’s electric cars might run out of juice and leave you stranded far from help. But South Korea, one of the world’s most innovative countries, has solved that one. They’ve just introduced the world’s first electric road. A 15-mile length of streets in the city of Gumi has been equipped with underground cables that charge any electric vehicles driven or parked there - with no plug-in needed.

Two commuter buses will be the first vehicles to test the scheme, but the city is so confident of its success that it already plans to add 10 more over the next two years. Little is known about the technical details, but it seems that the power is delivered by cables about 12 inches (30cm) below the road surface, using wireless transmission via Shaped Magnetic Field in Resonance (SMFIR), a technology developed by the Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology. This delivers 100 kilowatts of power through a very specific frequency (20kHz in this case), creating a 20kHz electromagnetic field. The underside of the bus has a pick-up coil that’s tuned to link with this frequency, producing AC electricity via magnetic resonance.

Installing the system does not involve much digging and disruption, because the batteries are very small. Once in place, the road will be able to sense when an electric vehicle is coming, and only then will its charging powers be activated.

Brilliant. If only they’d known that when they started digging up Princes Street for the Edinburgh trams, all the drivers in our capital city might be rejoicing in self-charging electric cars. And instead … Let’s not even think about it.

 

Dish of the Month

Cheese Straws

(I will never forget the cheese straws my mother made for us as children).

Original recipe makes 4 dozen.

Ingredients

2 cups of all-purpose flour
2 Cups of grated strong Cheddar cheese.
¾ cup butter or margarine.
1 teaspoon baking powder
¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
½ teaspoon salt
½ cup water

Method

Preheat oven to 400°F (205°C)
Grease a baking tray or line it with parchment paper.
Combine all dry ingredients and rub in the butter until well combined.
Add water a little bit at a time to make very stiff dough.
Roll out the dough on a lightly floured surface and cut into strips slightly thicker than a pencil.
Cut them into 4-5 inch lengths and arrange them on the baking sheet with space between them if possible.
Bake for 5 minutes or until browned.

 

Bridge Challenge

This is the first of a new series of challenges for our readers. Each month we will present a problem Bridge hand for you to solve. If you get stuck you can click on the button below to reveal to solution.

South has to make three no-trumps and West leads the Jack of Spades. How would you play it?

 

McLellan Festival – a big week

Arran’s arts festival is moving into top gear this week. It has already featured Joni Keen in concert, a poetry evening with the competition results and a poetry workshop the next day - not to mention the famous Corrie ceilidh, with Tim Pomeroy’s marvellous songs and a stomping performance from the Jazz Café Band - but there is more to come.

Tuesday 3rd September sees a showing of Ken Loach’s film, The Angel’s Share, about whisky and much else, and on Thursday 5th there is Arran on Film, with fascinating footage of a past time. Both of these are in Corrie Hall, details in the programme above.

On Friday 6th, students from the Royal Northern College of Music stage their now famous Opera Gala in the Community Theatre. These young stars of the future, many of whom have already been head-hunted by leading international companies, will entertain you with well-loved arias from the classic operas and with great numbers from the musical shows. Not to be missed.

Finally, there is a performance of Mendelssohn’s passionate and exciting oratorio, Elijah, also in the Community Theatre, with talented students taking the solo parts and being joined by members of local choirs for the choruses. Tickets for all events can be bought at the door or online from www.arranevents.com. They are a rattling good bargain. Anyone used to mainland prices will be astonished and delighted, while those of us lucky enough to live on Arran will, once again, simply have a very good time.

 

Standing ovation for the Rose Room

On Saturday August 24th, a packed audience listened in amazement to the four musicians of The Rose Room, and at the end, were on their feet, stamping and cheering. Seonaid Aitken, a classical violinist who plays for Scottish Opera, developed a passion for swing jazz through listening to Stephane Grappelli, and says jazz is now the love of her life. She has a delectable voice, lyrical and with easy fluency through a wide range. Whether singing or playing, she displays fantastic technique coupled with inventiveness that leaves the listener amazed and excited - and what’s more, she is stunningly glamorous.

Jimmy Moon, a long-term member of The Moonshiners bluegrass band, is well known on Arran, as he began his dazzling career here. He is now the number one guitar builder in Scotland, and his instruments are played throughout the world by leading musicians. However, in the Rose Room he plays the double bass, teaming with Tam Gallacher on guitar to provide a rock- (in every sense) solid rhythm section. Tom Watson is an inspired solo guitarist who matches and complements all Seonaid’s inventiveness, and both he and Tam are nifty singers and contribute a solo from time to time.

The evening was exhilarating, matchlessly professional and immensely enjoyable. Everyone who heard the Rose Room players - not to speak of those who didn’t - wants to know when they are coming back.

 

Arran Farmers’ Society Annual Show – 2013

You've probably seen a lot of pictures from this year’s Farmers’ Show, so we thought we would bring you something a little different. We let our photographer, Letty David, out with a “free rein” to take some unusual pictures. We hope you enjoy the results.

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Rusting education

Alison Prince

Parents have always worried about their children’s education, but this year’s poor GCSE results seem to confirm that they have good reason for concern. I was mulling over this when an e-mail came out of the blue from Edmund, an ex-colleague who worked with me in the 1960s in a 2,000-strong comprehensive school called the Elliott, in Putney, south London. Edmund had been one of the ten staff members in the Art Department, which I headed. He sent photos of those days and was deeply grieved to say that the school, once voted ‘the most friendly school in London’, had been closed.

The Comprehensive education pioneered by London County Council seemed a triumph at the time. Successive Conservative governments have always loathed it, perhaps because of its inherent democracy, and now are expunging it as a failure. It’s a disputable claim, to say the least. The flexible structure of classes allowed each child to work at his or her own pace and move to a faster or slower-moving group when needed, and it seemed to be a good system. But flexibility does not fit the current concept of education as a prescribed process. Even in broader-minded Scotland, bureaucracy has imposed the service of itself as a main task for teachers, curtailing their freedom to use their time with the children creatively and in response to their interests.

The pictures that came with Edmund’s e-mails brought those Elliott days back with vivid immediacy. They show the visitors, many from overseas, who came to see what we were doing. They evoke the busy activity. They record the dazzling daylight that streamed so exhilaratingly through the wide windows of the brand-new concrete post-war building. And they bear witness to the crazily ambitious project wished on us by the Headmaster, Maurice Holmes, who decided in the opening week that we needed a huge artwork to back the wide stage in the assembly hall.

Paper would have been impossible to handle on such a big scale, so we ended up making a fabric map of the surrounding district, using joined lengths of hessian as the background. The thing was the size of a squash court, so one art room had to be devoted to it full-time. The hessian map with its striped ticking roads and appliqué houses and pubs filled the floor and everyone had to take their shoes off when they came in. Rotating classes of children stitched and cut and embroidered for seven weeks. Heroically, they didn’t make much fuss about stepping on the odd drawing pin.

The 84 members of staff from all departments met several times a day in the big staff room (flanked by two smaller ones, for smokers and for privacy-seeking female members, neither of which groups seemed to be much missed.) The rest of us were constantly talking and hatching plans - concerts, games, outings, a pantomime - anything was possible. The cross-fertilisation of ideas as Technical teachers talked to the English department and Music to Geography, PE to Classics, History to Cookery, was immensely enriching. We probably learned more from each other than any of us had in our post-grad Education year.

The school had its awkward squad of course, both among children and teachers, but professional Subject Advisors were on hand to give department heads some help if needed. In that first decade of moving forward after recovery from the war, the task of educating the huge population of children schools was a challenge, but the main thing was, we were implicitly trusted. Each of us was expected to do a good job, using whatever tactics and materials we could think of. Communication and creativity were our most essential resources, backed by funding for any need that we felt justifiable. All teachers (except the odd dead-beat who got quietly shuffled off) worked phenomenally hard, but with a sense of personal responsibility and freedom to improvise. The stress level was high, but it was never a treadmill.

The children quickly came to love their huge school. They were not an easy lot, but with so many adults around, they could usually find someone they thought was OK and could confide in. For them, too, it was a question of trust - and trust can be a lifeline. But it’s all gone. Buildings have been closed, children redistributed to schools that work in watertight ‘faculties’ that sound more posh but have little or no communication between them. Departmental staff bases have replaced the creative stew-pot of a general staff room where everyone meets and can toss ideas around. Perhaps there are no ideas to toss. A terrible sense of stalled and decaying rigidity has set in, like some grand old engine rusting in a siding.

I can only wonder how long will it be before the wheels begin to turn again and we can start to recover flexibility. I cannot believe that we are corroding into a permanent state of immobility, for young people’s innate creativity and intelligence is still there, blossoming wherever it can. Arran’s young students are evidence of that, for they have the great benefit of people in the community who help them to develop their indomitable inventiveness. In the wider world that waits, I wish them luck and tenacity. For many less fortunate others, there can only be deep concern.

 

Crossword

Across

1 Brutal ruler hit aunt again when embracing drill (6,3,3)

8 & 2 dn Drunk but gained octet's approval, allegedly (3,4,3,5)

9 Method doesn't have initial success. It's enough to make one
lower oneself! (5)

10 Shake right inside vault (5)

11 Sone Superhero greets monster (4)

13 Amazed that silver includes thymine (6)

15 Sportsman covered in creosote? (6)

17 Note: yours truly wants the glory! (4)

18 Board game about Rudolf (5)

21 Ruler gets nothing receiving two degrees (5)

22 River has delightful gas (7)

23 Bury hand around two hours before noon? Arrested! (12)


To have a cat or not?

Since volunteering for Cats Protection I have met a lot of people, with widely varying views on cats. Some like them and some don’t. Some are dog people rather than cat people. Some like both. Some treat cats as members of the family, while others simply see them as vermin eradicators. In between are those who think a cat is just something that gets fed once a day, a decorative addition to the house but something to be kept in its place, only allowed in designated ‘animal areas’.

These differences of attitude towards cats are not new. The Egyptians worshipped them and mummified them when they died. They believed there was a Cat God called Bastet (though that name might be open to misunderstanding if shouting it from the back door at a cat that is digging up your lettuce bed.) Conversely, cats have been thought guilty of spreading disease, and thousands of them were killed when a rumour spread that they were responsible for smallpox. Black cats were seen as unlucky in the Middle Ages, strongly associated with witchcraft, while white cats were thought to bring good fortune. In other countries it was the reverse, and even Britain came round to thinking black cats are lucky.

It has been scientifically proved that stroking a cat reduces your stress levels and calms your heart beat, reducing your risk of heart disease, cancer and stress. A cat, in fact, could be just the medicine you need. If this sounds like persuasion, yes, I am of course always on the lookout for people who might consider giving a home to a bereft or needy cat - but there has to be a good reason for taking that step. If you already see cats as members of the family this article isn’t for you! You already know why you have a cat and are familiar with the pleasure it brings. For the others, what can I say to encourage you to see a cat as a friend?

To start with, cats are inherently clean animals and unlike dogs, will cover up their toileting and prefer to go outside to do so. If they are elderly or have an illness its kind to let them have a litter tray, but a healthy cat in mid-life should go outside. You never have to bother taking a cat for a walk. Iin fact, it may think you are being slightly insane if you try -but a cat may willingly come with you, providing you don’t go beyond its known territory. You don’t need to stay at home all day with a cat. It eats less than a dog, and is cheaper to insure, if that’s something you consider. Cats live longer than most dogs, so you will have your feline friend a good few years. Cats are quiet, usually. They don’t bark, and their purring is very relaxing. Some owners say it often sends them to sleep.

So why should you have a cat? Well - why not?

 

Jan’s kitchen

Ayrshire Shortbread
(traditional recipe)

4 oz Flour
4 oz Rice flour (I used cornflour which seems to work well)
4oz Butter
4 oz Caster sugar
Yolk of an egg, beaten
2 tablespoons Cream

Sieve the 2 flours and rub in the butter.
Add the sugar and bind to a stiff consistency with the beaten yolk and cream.
Roll out thinly and prick with a fork.
Cut into rounds or fingers.
Place on greased paper on a baking-tray.

Bake in a steady oven for about 15 minutes or until a golden brown colour. Cool on a wire tray.

 

Atos at it again

Jon Hollingworth, who as all his friends know, has been in hospital, put an exasperated comment on Facebook early this month. A letter from the Job Centre told him they would be paying Employment and Support Allowance as he was currently too ill to work. (He had sent them a medical note signed by his GP detailing the tumour on his lung and surgery to remove it and certifying that he would be unfit to work for 6 weeks). But by the same post came a letter from Atos, asking Jon to attend a meeting to prove why he could not work for 6 weeks. ‘You just couldn't make it up!!!’ Jon wrote, and received a torrent of support in reply.

Atos SE is a French multinational corporation headquartered in Bezons, France. It specialises in IT consultation and in advice on how to run a ‘lean and mean’ business. The United Kingdom, among other governments, has a contract with it for supervision of outsourced public services. Atos, despite the plausible assurances that appear on its website, is not interested in the question of whether sick people are getting a decent deal. It acts purely as an online Scrooge, making sure that expenditure is cut to a minimum. The ghost of Aneurin Bevan must be holding its head and groaning.

 

Yes Arran Summer Activity

With less than 400 days to go now before the Independence Referendum on 18th September 2014, YES ARRAN has been campaigning over the summer and is now preparing to step up a gear. Yes supporters and friends met in the August sun for the annual Indy Barbecue on 18th August at Strathwhillan, and took a photo call with Kenneth Gibson MSP and Councillor John Bruce. September will be busy too.

Exhibition of Arts and Crafts.

The AYE collective, a group of twenty or so Arran artists and crafts people, plan a second exhibition of work building on the successful presentation in June. The event, ‘Talking about Scotland’ will take place at Corrie and Sannox village Hall on Wednesday and Thursday 18th and 19th September. In addition to a diverse and vibrant show of Arran art, there will be food, teas and coffees, discussion and other merchandise. Commission on sales will go to the Yes Campaign. See local posters for more detail. Artists interested in contributing should contact marvin.elliott@virgin.net and anyone else wanting to help with the event should get in touch with margomclellan@hotmail.com

Independence Rally.

Yes Arran is running a coach to the Independence March in Edinburgh on 21st September. Timed to meet ferries in both directions, and at the amazing price of £10 per seat (return), this is an opportunity to take part in a historic gathering, and have a great day in Edinburgh. At the time of going to press there are still a few seats left. Contact yesarran2014@aol.co.uk for further details.

Ambassador Training.

Finally, supporters wishing to learn more about the referendum and sharpen up their campaigning skills might be interested in attending a training session to take place in Brodick on the evening of Friday 27th September (6.30 to 9.00 pm). Further information is available from Cicely Gill at cicely25@btinternet.com

 

Thirteen uses for a dead horse

Robbie the Pict sends a reminder that the Plains Indians used to say, ‘When the horse dies, it is best to dismount.’ The Westminster Government, he suggests, uses more advanced strategies, including the following:

  1. Buy a stronger whip.
  2. Change riders.
  3. Appoint a committee to study the dead horse.
  4. Arrange overseas visits to other countries to see how they ride dead horses.
  5. Reclassify the dead horse as living-impaired.
  6. Lower the standards so that dead horses can be included.
  7. Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
  8. Harness several dead horses together to increase speed.
  9. Provide additional funding/training/publicity/spin.
  10. Commission a study to see if lighter riders improve dead horse performance.
  11. Declare the dead horse more economic than live ones as it has no food costs.
  12. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for all horses.
  13. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.